the spider

as i entered my bathroom...u know the routine...take of clothes and have my bath...as i was showering i saw a spider on the ceiling...i...as a macho guy *CHEH*..did not scream...yet i whistled...i whistled the axel F song....too my surprise...that dumb ass spider started dancing....i couldn't believe my eyes.....it shook its small skinny legs and i boogied with it....we danced to many songs like...thriller...billie jean...sexy chick....and hotel room service....then i high fived that animal...took a tissue..grabbed it and flushed it down my toilet...i sad ending...